Hilarious Haiku for Prada

Daddy Likey has a fabulous contest going on. Write some high fashion haiku, win a Prada wallet. She's looking for such masterpieces as these:

O Marc, you could turn
a trashbag into couture!
I think you did once.

Sequins and feathers
and neon silk--so crazy
it must be McQueen!

Karl Lagerfeld,
You scare the shit out of me.
Please take off the gloves.

I can't even take it. Absolutely brilliant. Go there now and contribute your best. Good luck!

1 comments:

Daneen :) said...

Karl scares me too. Did you hear about Chanel's newest luxury item?

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/06/chanels_latest_hot_item_the_fl_1.html

June 20, 2008 at 8:31 PM
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