Hilarious Haiku for Prada

Daddy Likey has a fabulous contest going on. Write some high fashion haiku, win a Prada wallet. She's looking for such masterpieces as these:

O Marc, you could turn
a trashbag into couture!
I think you did once.

Sequins and feathers
and neon silk--so crazy
it must be McQueen!

Karl Lagerfeld,
You scare the shit out of me.
Please take off the gloves.

I can't even take it. Absolutely brilliant. Go there now and contribute your best. Good luck!


Daneen said...

Karl scares me too. Did you hear about Chanel's newest luxury item?


June 20, 2008 at 8:31 PM

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